Kissing Contest Vol. 2, No. 1

KISSING CONTEST!!!

Snax Chat, Movie Hostage and so much more!

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Ep. 288: Rambo Love Battle Jacket

Shelby from IllCon is here!

We talk about July 4, fireworks, Rambo (does he love battle jacket?), we rate some dads, RIP dads, Shelby and Frisbie discuss Twin Peaks, why is Ethan Suplee not fat?, Wayne's Podcast Town News, Chili Dog Summer, a prelude to Ghoul Summer, going to Denver and so goddamn much more.

Donloyd Here if you love battle jacket.

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Ep. 262: Fourth Grade

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you!

Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

Donloyd Here if you prefer crab juice.

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Ep. 245: Valdez Nuts

It’s a changing of the guard as Shallbie Culottes decides to retire as host from Pool Party Radio and hands the reigns over to his final guests, Parker and Cumulus! And if that weren’t enough, this new show has a new producer! Long live the new co-hosts of Pool Party Radio!

They start their new brand with an MVPP vs. MVPP, which gets them all sorts of heated, be it about regular-ass donuts or even differing opinions about writing and publishing. Some things are said, some people are called “jocks”, and some feelings get hurt. But then they get sidetracked with some top-notch sexual-identity chat and things cool off. Enjoy!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

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Ep. 166: Indescribable Hilarity!

Frisbie is still out on vacation, so Parker is joined by Party Dad Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption Radio. We foreshadow an upcoming segment by describing the entire thing and ruining it and then trash talk shitty beers.

We get some emails that prompt us to talk about ghoulin' it up in the summer. And we discuss some of the ghoulier music in the world. We also talk a little trash about HP Lovecraft and how indescribable he is.

In the Lightning Round, there's a really sexy felon on the internet, Britain goes gar gar for Voodoo sex cults, there's an indescribable horror so terrifying we can't tell you about it (but it happened in Parker's hometown) and, of course, Dentist Chat.

Music: "Theme from The Dunwich Horror"

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Ep. 164: This was all a trick. I deceived you.

Your main goofy pals are back with a formal apology to a dear regular pal.

Then it's off to their regular programming, with classic favorites like Siqq Piqqs and News of the Weird! Things are all spoopy and creppy because of the recent Friday the 13th and the studio audience politely agrees to just about everything.

So enjoy, because it's the only show on earth like it!

No other podcasts have these segments!

Music: New release from Apocryphon

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Ep. 143: Personal Friendship Information

This week, we're joined by Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption and JFD Correspondent, Kyle from Kentucky. We all watched the new documentary "Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony," and we review the movie, wade through the propaganda, discuss the creepiest kinds of bronies, fall too far down the rabbit hole and get grossed out.

We also get some emails (though they are also about My Little Pony), we also get to the bottom of why things are "pussy good" and who started it. And Kyle saves us all from becoming Bronies by reminding of of how tough Arn Anderson is from time to time.

Music: "Horses" by Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers.

Donloyd Here if you're cool with Israeli Bronies

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Podcat Bros: Episode One

CAUTION: NOT A NORMAL SHOW.

Good news and bad news: The good news is that Halloween gets to last a week longer this year! The bad news is the reason for that being we're pushing our Are You Afraid of the Dark season 2 show back a week. If you were itchin' for it, sorry. You'll have it next week and you'll be able to feel nostalgic for Halloween '93 AND '13 at the same time.

The other good news is that we have an intense makeshift podcast this week. Parker and Frisbie actually met up in real life in Los Angeles (the city of Flea) and recorded a show. And, wouldn't you know it! Mark (co-founder of Junk Food Dinner and Kissing Contest) showed up, too! And it didn't end there because Cory and Shelby from Illogical Contraption showed up, too!! Sean from JFD was supposed to be there, but he was out doing LA stuff (surfing, signing contracts).

We didn't structure this, or use real mics or edit it at all. So the audio quality isn't great and there may be long stretches where we order food. But we discuss the beginnings of both JFD and Pool Party, movies, oki dogs, ghosts, British stuff, irony and so much more. And thanks to Cory for being a professional and taking the lead!

Donloyd Here if you go to the real Oki Dog.

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Ep. 125: He's a Man, Baby!

It’s a regular Bar Mitzvah as our Frisbabe finally becomes a Frisman by finishing the SawFan666 Saw Movie Challenge! What a mensch! And who better to help celebrate this manly achievement than our friend from Illogical Contraption Radio, Shelby Cobras- The manliest man in SF.

We get a letter from SawFan666 congratulating Frisbie on his completion of the Saw film series and his new manhood. We also discuss the appropriateness of showing respect through hot dogs.

Shelby requests a SawFan challenge of his own, but admits that he already has a mastery knowledge of the Saw films.

Parker unveils a “Who Said It?” game, where the results will surprise you! Probably.

And then they compare almost everything to when the French surrendered quickly to the Nazis. It’s a lot like that time when the French surrendered quickly to the Nazis.

Music:"Be a Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage

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Ep. 118: God Bless America Sucks

Parker returns from Vegas this week. Did he "lose wages" as Frisbie would say? Find out! Also, we're joined by Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption Radio and his offspring, Calvin Cobras! We talk a bit about vacations, Bigfeetsman and how shitty the movie "God Bless America" is. And this enrages Frisbie.

Then, we do a Good, the Bad and the Ugly with stuff from our childhoods. We discuss the video games and tv shows that shaped our lives, getting up early, one historic game of "Bases Loaded 3," and being called a fag while you poop.

Muhammad and the Creepy NSA Guy show up, I think. And Calvin makes a statement that will rock the podcast community forever.

Music: "Rock n Roll Shark" by Kepi Ghoulie

Note: Sometimes Shelby and Calvin sound really quiet. We apologize. It was probably Muhammad's fault.

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Ep. 110: The Time Machine

We're joined by Jeremy from Acid Pop Cult this week! We combine the games of Spooky Points and Chuckle Points in an effort to decide who is the better (worse?) director: Wes Craven or Kevin Smith! We argue about Craven ripping off Don Coscarelli, Kevin Smith making too many self-referential jokes, the merits of The Hills Have Eyes and debate the importance of Red State.

Also, Frisbie gets mail that sends us into a time loop. And then Sawyer from Kissing Contest calls in. Or does he? Also, Frisbie gets mail that sends us into a time loop.

Music: "Brian Wilson is A.L.I.V.E." by Rich Aucoin.

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Ep. 99: Jizmy Appleseed

Howdy, Lil' C-words! This week, we've got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption Radio, now on Radio Vaelncia in San Francisco.

Parker and Frisbabe hear all about Mr. Shelby Cobretti's great trip to Super California (aka Hawaii) and discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly states, including America's heartland, America's third nipple, America's thumb, and America's wang, as well as the ugliest state: Hawaii (aka Super California). We also learn about Lil' Italian Parker.

The Lightning Round include Lil' Poopy: the 9-year old Rapper while Frisbabe must contend with his very poopy Skype connection, the Onion apologizing for being funny and giving a child actor the business, and a Michigan gentleman experiencing the porn collection equivalent of the ending to It's a Wonderful Life. Also, the Legend of Jizmy Appleseed, a bunch of terrible Jerry Lewis impressions, and Shelby's band, Apocryphon.

Music: Apocryphon - "(Untitled New Track from Upcoming Album)"



DonLoyd Here, before the hunter becomes the hunted.

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Ep. 58: Bats for Sale

We're joined by Shelby Cobras of the Illogical Contraption radio show this week. We lay down our terms and conditions for ending our Podcast Cold War. Does everyone accept? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Parker takes a frightening trip to Fresno, we discuss California's geography, Adam Green is a crummy director... or is he? Spoiler Alert: He is.

In the Lightning Round, Parker and Shelby save the Japanese from extinction, dolphins can suck it and more crazy stupid teachers!

Music: "The War's End" by Rancid

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Ep. 55: The Rise of Cobra

The podcast Cold War between Pool Party Radio and Illogical Contraption reaches those previously mentioned sickening heights as the gang drops an atomic bomb, and Frisbie's nicknames are over 9000!

Parker's rage meter is off the charts this week as he questions the need for people to bring babies to horror films. Meanwhile, Frisbie completely ignores Record Store Day...to instead watch Empire Records. And later, a Salt-n-Peppa inspired thought-experiment occurs as the guys imagine a life without knowing a thing about sex.

The lightning round gets weird with black boxes for cars, the most expensive cigarettes ever, and the only college class you'll ever need.

All this, plus Frisbie Got Mail, with another new and high-octane intro song by America's favorite musician. We're coming for you Shelby...we're COMING FOR YOU!

Music: "I Get Wet" - Andrew WK



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