Parker and Frisman are old grandpas this week. We have some real grievances to air about these young kids. What are they doing on Tumblr? Why do they like porn so much? Why aren't they goth?
Also: Stories about discovering pornography, Interstitial Music, Ghoul Summer secrets. We also invent a new segment: The MVPP and the MVPP, where we list the week's Pool Partiers and Party Poopers. All this and a new development regarding Parker's life coach!
Donloyd Here if you're horny. Or a child. But not both.
Go to junkfooddinner.com and buy a Ghoul Summer shirt. Or at least a beer koozy, eh?