Ep. 109: The Outside World

Parker and Frizzazle Bedazzle Razzle Smazzle are alone together again to discuss the worst week in recent American history. VH1 can suck it.

Frisbie reveals himself to be a heartless robot that dates disappointed women, complains about Sam Raimi demons again, and explains how to outrace a tornado. Parker theorizes the best way to watch any Kubrick film, why he hates (but, despite everything, probably secretly still loves) Joss Whedon, and details his vast fortune.

Then they make fun of white people. It's great. I mean, it really doesn't get much better than that, right?

Music: Secular Haze by Ghost B.C.



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Ep. 108: Plain Zero

It's just Parker and Frisbie this week. We discuss comics and Garth Ennis and Iron Man 3 and making out and Gangs of New York and The Mandarin and lizards and cops that shoot kids and stuff. I don't really remember, actually. It's a very ADD episode. Muhammad says some funny stuff, though.

In the Lightning Round, wealthy people are paying handicapped people to go to Disney World for them. Is it a square deal? Or do we need a new deal?

Music: Flyboi by szkud

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Ep. 107: Poolazzle Parazzle Radazzle

We're joined by Katie Rots (of Rotten Rantings) this week! We start off by reading some email, cuz fingers were put in the air so Frisbie could see where they were at. We discuss what could be the fight of the century.

Then, we try to rip off our old segment "Chuckle Points" and turn it into "Spooky Points," pitting the Evil Dead remake vs. Texas Chainsaw 3D, but the segment devolves quickly and the point system and civility are forgotten.

And that's it! Enjoy!

Music: "Simply Amazing" by Trey Songz

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Ep. 106: Chicken Pussies

Chug your glass of Hedo Turkoglu cuz we're hittin it hard this week! We discuss car break-ins, how shitty cops are, we practice doing voices, we come up with some new stereotypes for groups of people and a bunch more stuff.

We actually get around to the Lightning Round this week and discuss the Great Corey Feldman jacket theft, chicken genocide and some South American dudes killed the antichrist recently, so there's that.

Music: something with a weird name I forget by Finntroll.

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Ep. 105: Senior Skip Day

We're not in high school anymore, but we still take Senior Skip Day Seriously at Pool Party! Deal with it, liver-lips!

This week, we get back on our regular schedule with some sappy catch-up time. Parker discovers a delicious and possibly deadly mixed drink, Frisbabe gets heated at mundane news casts, and both share in the most sacred of dude-conversations in Gwar Talk.

Also, Jason suddenly enjoys Tumblr, and Parker decides what's on his tombstone.

Music: "None but the Brave" by Gwar



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Ep. 104: Annus Horribilis

It's Annus Horribilis at Pool Party! Our new schedule confused Muhammad, so he didn't show up, leaving us without a producer. Luckily, we got hooked up with this Japanese guy, Hiro Matsuda. Parker tells some stories about going to Days of the Dead in LA and Frisbie went to a bizarre party.

We got some emails, so we read those and come to another very important decision about the show. In the Lightning Round, some people are found guilty ... of being poseurs! And the Buckwild kid died or something.

Music: "Chupacabras" by Chixdiggit!

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Ep. 103: Baja Boba

We're joined by Frisbie's buddy, Greg, this week and we've all got some confessing to do. We make confessions about Stephen King, the X Files, sounding like Okies, Taylor Swift's sadness, adult video games, being tricked into veganism and so much more. It's so secret. So personal. Confessions. 

In the Lightning Round, we discover why wheelchair people hate the Dutch and we uncover the secrets of the Tickle Nazis.   Also, Frisbie solves a bunch of transgender problems and we make a huge announcement about the future of the show. (A real one. Muhammad's not quitting or anything weird like that.)

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