Monday, July 18, 2016

Ep. 263: Fifth Grade

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more!

Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment: Dad Reviews! Send us pictures of your dad and we'll review him!

Direct Donloyd Here while you poop.

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Monday, July 11, 2016

Ep. 262: Fourth Grade

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you!

Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

Donloyd Here if you prefer crab juice.

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Monday, July 4, 2016

Ep. 261: Third Grade

We're back! We're joined by Cumulus from the Blind Podsmen podcast and friend of the show Chris! We talk about some stuff. And then we get into a Good, Bad, Ugly of third grade! More stories of secret bullies! Teachers vs. Fangoria! The Sad Tale of Moving! So much more! We also review an Australian dog!

Donloyd Here if you just REALLY like that John Candy sketch.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Ep. 260: Ghoul Summer '16: Part 2.

Hey, Partiers! Frisbie is on vacation this week, so Wife fills in for the fun! We had originally planned to watch a Bill Zebub movie for Ghoul Summer, but we don't hate ourselves. Instead, we watched Nicholas Winding Refn's new ghoul movie "Neon Demon" because we only dislike ourselves. In this movie, we learn that the fashion industry exploits young women. Because we did not know that from watching the E! Channel in 1993. We'll let you know in the show when the spoilers start, but they end at the 34 minute mark. Which is coincidentally when the Wayne's Podcast News begins! Wayne speaks truth to power. Can you handle it?

Then, Parker tells the story of a real-life murder he did. And then everyone tells stories about times they peed themselves. This one gets real emotional, people!


Donloyd Here for unsubtle symbolism, maaaaan!

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Also, be sure to check out Frisbie and Patrick from Banshee Jams' new podcast: The Blind Podsmen!

Monday, June 20, 2016

Ep. 259: Ghoul Summer

It’s Ghoul Summer, weirdoes! And—hoo, boy—PPR is going to…um…acknowledge it by watching a "film" from notorious ghoul director, Bill Zebub. Parker and Cumulus sorta watch Frankenstein the Rapist while highlighting some parts of the movie, but they find themselves mostly talking over it and going down the familiar tangents of personal anecdotes, MVPPs (as well as MVPPs), and what makes this summer so ghoulish. Also, they are pleased to reveal another installment of Vaughn’s/Wayne’s report of the Podcast Town Report.

Donloyd Here if you've got a ghoulish vacation destination.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Ep. 258: GBU Second Grade

Find your seats and get ready for another episode of Pool Party Radio: School Edition! This week, Parker and Cumulus welcome back Sammy of the Howl Horror Program podcast and the Back to Life Podcast, and the three discuss the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Second Grade.

But first, they recount the past week-- and keep in mind that they recorded this on Saturday, back when America was not an even worse off, depressing place filled with tragedies, which is why they basically talk about classic cinema, as if nothing tremendously awful had yet happened. It was a simpler time.

Music- "Milk" by Pain

Donloyd Here if you call it "milk".

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Sunday, June 5, 2016

Ep. 257: GBU First Grade

We’re taking you to school with our special guest from the Banshee Jams podcast and the upcoming Zatoichi: the Blind Podsman podcast, Patrick! This week, Cumulus is "ol’ raspy-voice Frisbie" as he laments how allergies are ruining him. Patrick recounts how he learned to stop worrying and love the commercial airliner through the mediocre Windows Flight Simulator. And Parker is still reeling from the news that we lost The Greatest just twelve hours prior to recording.

Then they reminisce about 1st Grade in the first installment of their The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Grades 1-12 Edition. They cover what it felt like to finally become small grown-ups, to be unnecessarily punished (or unnecessarily throw others under the bus), and to witness the horrifying injuries and lunch time mishaps of yesteryear. Grab your pencil boxes, because it's a slobberknocker.

Also, visit HTBkicksass.com for the latest Ghoul Summer shirt from Parker's other podcast, Junk Food Dinner, as well as those slick Pool Party Radio shirts and koozers!

Music: "Pizza Day" by The Aquabats

Donloyd Here if you've beaten the video game Desert Bus.

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