Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Ep. 268: Ninth Grade

Welcome, Freshmen! This week, we’re joined by Director and Co-Writer of Beyond the Gates (2016), Jackson Stewart, to discuss the Good, Bad, and the Ugly of 9th Grade! Such pubescent horrors as cheating couples, bad (or rad) fashions, and the ultimate punishments of the day are all on the table for Parker, Cumulus, and Jackson. All that, plus emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! Check it out while you clean up your pimply faces!

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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Ep. 267: Eighth Grade

Get your school supplies together because we’re back! This week, Parker and Cumulus go over the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Eighth Grade, with tangents into the horrors of teeth, the madness of promo codes, the terror of broken limbs, and the anxiety of learning to dance. All of this plus a Goddard chat and a compelling story about an oil change for a car.

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Monday, August 22, 2016

Ep. 266: Seventh Grade

We’re back! This week Parker and Cumulus are joined by Kevin Moose of Junk Fod Diner to discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly of Seventh Grade. They learn how they used lockers, what media was being consumed, and who was trying to go on dates. It’s a jam packed episode filled with traumatic memories, so be sure to tune in!

Donloyd Here if you've been threatened by more than one friend's girlfriend's dad.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Ep. 265: Sixth Grade

We're back! This week, we do a GBU of Sixth Grade with our guests James and Josh from Mentertainment Weekly.

We share erotic stories, horrible stories, the same exact story and admit to things no one knows about. It's very intense.

Also, Josh doesn't have an internet connection. Sorry!

Donloyd Here if you want to touch my monkey.

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Thursday, August 4, 2016

Ep. 264: New Memories

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen.

But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260.

Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening!

We'll be back next. And listen to next week's Illogical Contraption for a special treat!

Donloyd Here if you're Alan Jackson woke.

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Monday, July 18, 2016

Ep. 263: Fifth Grade

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more!

Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment: Dad Reviews! Send us pictures of your dad and we'll review him!

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Monday, July 11, 2016

Ep. 262: Fourth Grade

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you!

Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

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