Ep. 112: Cigars for Everybody!

We're back together this week! We talk about Blade Runner, the trope in movies where someone says something meaningful but you can't hear it, the Roller Derby, chocolate beer and hipsters and people who are taking back the swastika. We also forget how to make jokes.

In the Lightning Round, we discuss month-long boners, what we'd do with them and how we'd get rid of them. Also, ICP is getting a tv show!

Then we're joined by a super secret guest! And we get an email from @SawFan666 that prompts us to invent a new (future) segment!

Music: "Big Brother" by David Bowie.

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Ep. 111: Into Darkness

This week, everyone is really sleepy! Parker has a broken heart and fears for the safety of a loved one. Frisbie admits something startling about Redman. We talk about the criteria for the doctors we go to, if 'Tokyo Drift' has intense racial undertones, rich people begging for money on Kickstarter, Vin Diesel being in our face, and if Star Trek is better than Star Wars. Then we just talk about Star Trek for a long, long time.

Music: "Rocket Man" by William Shatner.

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Ep. 110: The Time Machine

We're joined by Jeremy from Acid Pop Cult this week! We combine the games of Spooky Points and Chuckle Points in an effort to decide who is the better (worse?) director: Wes Craven or Kevin Smith! We argue about Craven ripping off Don Coscarelli, Kevin Smith making too many self-referential jokes, the merits of The Hills Have Eyes and debate the importance of Red State.

Also, Frisbie gets mail that sends us into a time loop. And then Sawyer from Kissing Contest calls in. Or does he? Also, Frisbie gets mail that sends us into a time loop.

Music: "Brian Wilson is A.L.I.V.E." by Rich Aucoin.

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Ep. 109: The Outside World

Parker and Frizzazle Bedazzle Razzle Smazzle are alone together again to discuss the worst week in recent American history. VH1 can suck it.

Frisbie reveals himself to be a heartless robot that dates disappointed women, complains about Sam Raimi demons again, and explains how to outrace a tornado. Parker theorizes the best way to watch any Kubrick film, why he hates (but, despite everything, probably secretly still loves) Joss Whedon, and details his vast fortune.

Then they make fun of white people. It's great. I mean, it really doesn't get much better than that, right?

Music: Secular Haze by Ghost B.C.



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Ep. 108: Plain Zero

It's just Parker and Frisbie this week. We discuss comics and Garth Ennis and Iron Man 3 and making out and Gangs of New York and The Mandarin and lizards and cops that shoot kids and stuff. I don't really remember, actually. It's a very ADD episode. Muhammad says some funny stuff, though.

In the Lightning Round, wealthy people are paying handicapped people to go to Disney World for them. Is it a square deal? Or do we need a new deal?

Music: Flyboi by szkud

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Ep. 107: Poolazzle Parazzle Radazzle

We're joined by Katie Rots (of Rotten Rantings) this week! We start off by reading some email, cuz fingers were put in the air so Frisbie could see where they were at. We discuss what could be the fight of the century.

Then, we try to rip off our old segment "Chuckle Points" and turn it into "Spooky Points," pitting the Evil Dead remake vs. Texas Chainsaw 3D, but the segment devolves quickly and the point system and civility are forgotten.

And that's it! Enjoy!

Music: "Simply Amazing" by Trey Songz

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Ep. 106: Chicken Pussies

Chug your glass of Hedo Turkoglu cuz we're hittin it hard this week! We discuss car break-ins, how shitty cops are, we practice doing voices, we come up with some new stereotypes for groups of people and a bunch more stuff.

We actually get around to the Lightning Round this week and discuss the Great Corey Feldman jacket theft, chicken genocide and some South American dudes killed the antichrist recently, so there's that.

Music: something with a weird name I forget by Finntroll.

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