Ep. 307: Are You Afraid of the Dark 6 (for real)

We're back! We discuss the end of the world, viruses, Troma and so much more!

Then we discuss season 6 of Are You Afraid of the Dark (the first 6 episodes anyway). It's the reboot season from 1999 so everything is weird and strange -- just like real life!

Donloyd Here if you know how to upload an episode and aren't stupid like Parker.

PPR305: Are You Afraid of the Dox?

We're back from the grave with another spooky (too-short) Are You Afraid of the Dark Halloween episode!

First, Parker and Frisbie catch up. Has Frisbie visited the Joker Stairs? What, exactly, is the condition of his Zatoichi box set? How prepared is he for marriage? Parker has a nerdy new hobby. Also, he's doxing everyone. People who get doxxed in this episode include Patrick and Ariana, Kevin's record collection, Chaki and so many more!

Then we get into the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark Reboot. We should have waited, maybe, and talked about all three episodes. But we didn't. So here's us talking about the first one. Also, we've got Wayne with the Podcast Town News! Enjoy!

Donloyd Here to get doxxed.

Ep. 303: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 5.5

Parker and Frisbie have returned from the grave for some of that (belated) Halloween action!

We discuss what we've been up to. Is there a Mrs. Frisbie? What injuries has Frisbie sustained and who did he see Halloween with? We have an impromptu Pumpkin Spice channel. Is Frisbie's beer Pumpkininny?? All that plus weird audio quality, sorry about that!

Oh yeah! And then we discuss the final six episodes of the initial run of "Are you Afraid of the Dark?" Who is Badge? Where did Kiki get the inspiration to rip off Close Encounters? Just how wealthy are these kids and what's the conversion rate on rookie seasons? And how violently does it all end?

Donloyd Here if you wanna get cuckolded by Gary, the Alpha Male.

Thanks for listening! See you next Halloween unless we're eaten by wolves!

Ep. 297: Are you afraid of Pooptown?

We're back! And Derrick from Astro Radio Z is here, too!

We start off with a Classic Frisbie Rant, then Derrick gives us his New Laws. We also have a new segment: Pooptown News!

Also, we talk about two more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? featuring scary lizards and yet another dumb ghost! Also, we do a Good, the Bad, the Ugly of Endings as a grim foreshadowing event!

Download here or blow me, nerd!

Ep. 296: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 5.1

What's up, dips? New episode of Pool Party Radio is up, and Parker and Frisbie have some spooooooky Halloween festivities to discuss! Parker has some hot takes, Frisbie ate a spicy chili dog, and they BOTH saw Rocky Horror Picture Show on the same night in two different states. How f'd up is that? Probably not all that f'd up.

All this plus Wayne's Podcast Town News...and...another Wayne's Podcast Town News...?

Welp! (Throws magic sand on campfire)

Donloyd Here if you just want to be invited.

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PPR295: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.4

We're back and we're more scared than ever!

Frisbie takes part in the Pumpkin Spice Channel and samples some delicious autumn snax, Parker went to a poetry slam at a pizza place. Is he woke now? Or just bored and sleepy?

Then, we finish up season 4 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? and talk about some boring ass ghosts.

All this plus a little bit more!

Donloyd Here if you're a stupid Canadian WW2 ghost.

Ep. 294: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.3

We're back and it's October and that means spooky surprises!

The first of which is that we're joined by old buddy and retired podcaster Chris Robo!

We talk a bit about haunted houses -- going to them and working at them. And then it's everyone's favorite Autumn-based snack review segment: The Pumpkin Spice Channel!

Then, it's the real reason for the season! We discuss the latter half of season 4 of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Is it spoopy creppy? Do we get scared? Or are we bored by dumb ass ghosts?

Donloyd Here if you're a cardboard cutout of Mortiis.

Ep. 275: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.2

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you our first episode of 2017! And considering how exhausting 2016 was emotionally, physically, and psychologically, we have foregone the usual deadpools and end-of-year wrap-ups. Instead, we dutifully press on with more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 4.

In episodes 4-6 of season 4, we learn all about the best character of all of AYAotD, whose name is Shawn Mackenzie. And Parker shows his growth as a human being over the past year by virtue of his astute observations from these episodes. Frisbie remains critical of everyone on the show.

Plus, we have emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! So put your secret crush's diary down, because you're about to get an earful!

Donloyd Here if you also got more woke in 2016.

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Ep. 270: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.1

Only 90s kids will remember that PPR is all about Are You Afraid of the Dark? during the Halloween season, and this year is no different as Parker and Cumulus huddle around the fire once more to join The Midnight Society for more spoopy tales.

First, though, you KNOW that they've got to talk about that Ken Bone, but their opinions may surprise you. Parker then indulges in an installment of Pumpkin Spice Channel. His response shouldn't surprise you. Cumulus claims to be getting into hockey. Surprise, surprise; he enjoys more Canadian stuff.

And the first episodes to be reviewed for Season 4 of AYAotD are parts 1 & 2 of The Tale of Cutter's Treasure and the Cronenberg-esque The Tale of the Renegade Virus.

Donloyd Here if you ever thought computer plugs and outlets were sexual.

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Ep. 233: Eat the Butt

We're back! Frisbie tells the tale of going to a New Orleans Halloween party full of Steampunk nerds and hot goth chicks. Parker tells the tale of his wife's weird reading material. Then we both get heated about instagram and how thirsty dudes have nothing better than to earnestly offer to eat the butt.

Then, being completionists, we finish Are You Afraid of the Dark season 3, despite Halloween being long over. Well, most of us. Parker forgot one episode like a dummy.

An email from an old friend is read, we impromtuly TV Hostage each other and we're curious who'd win in a fight between two fellow Podcasters.

All this and so much more!

Donloyd Here if you're the jerk, you nerd.

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Ep. 231: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 3.3

It's another night of telling creppy stories around the campfire! This week, Parker and Cumulus are treated to a reunion of the Planned Brotherhood podcast as friend of the show PJ, from the I'm Dying Here podcast, and his brother, Nick, from The Grapes of Rad and The Leap Home: A Look Bakula podcasts, join us to talk about episodes 7, 8, and 9 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 3!

The Tale of the Carved Stone shows us that some people will pay money for a rock if they think it would help them make friends, but that's not nearly as bad as taking a greasy 45-year-old man's offer of a flask of "popularity juice". The Tale of the Guardian's Curse reveals that Budnick from Salute Your Shorts is ready for his music career. And finally, The Tale of the Curious Camera lets PJ and Nick get nostalgic over one of their favorite AYAotD episodes and shows that Frisbie needs to check the online episode guides before watching the episodes.

Donloyd Here if you think antique cameras are "neat-o!"

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Ep. 230: Are You Afraid of the Dark 3.2

We're back and it's spoopier than ever! We're joined by Patrick and Ariana from Banshee Jam to discuss the next 3 eps of "Are you Afraid of the Dark?". Can you have tales without the titular character involved? Is the Tale of the Dollmaker a metaphor for WW2? Did Wes Craven get his start on one of these episodes? Is wearing a cape OK for a babysitter? We answer all the questions. And more questions. We also do a round of The Pumpkin Spice Channel. It's pumpkininny!

Donloyd Here if you're with Phone Company.

Ep. 229: Afraid of the Dark? 3.1

Grab a bag of sand, put a potato sack on your head, and join us in the middle of the woods as we rejoin with the Midnight Society and Season 3 of the Nickelodeon classic, Are You Afraid of the Dark?

In order to make the most of the episodes and the spooky month of October, we'll be reviewing about 3 or 4 episodes a week, and sometimes with special guests! No guests this week, though, because we forgot that Max Friendo is dead, and if Ghost Hunters has taught us anything, you can't record the voice of a ghost.

Episode One, The Tale of the Midnight Ride, features wacky goof-'em-ups in Sleepy Hollow, as well as real-ass goof-'em-ups. Episode Two, The Tale of Apartment 214, teaches us why we should be friends with people are own ages and not octagenarians. And finally, Episode Three, The Tale of Watcher's Woods, reveals the creepiest looking creation of the Are You Afraid… series yet for all of two whole minutes, whereas the rest of the story is about the most oblivious young hikers of the past century.

Parker complains about butt rock bands (or butt-rock bands) and Cumulus struggles against their latest producer who has a questionable nickname. Emails are read, a new [Pumpkin] Spice Channel segment is revealed, a dog gets reviewed, and tears are shed. In short, this episode is pumpkininny.

Donloyd Here if you can walk, poop, and pop boners all at the same time.

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Ep. 133: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 2

It's still Halloween at the Pool Party Radio offices! As such, Mark (founder of Kissing Contest and Junk Food Dinner) is back to ask us if we're afraid of the dark.

We'll be discussing all 13 episodes of season 2 of "Are You Afraid of the Dark," our favorite SNICK show. We get a rant from Bobcat Goldthwait about how terrible SNICK shows are, we find out what's tight, Clarissa mansplains things to us, lizard men hate cassette tapes, the return of Dr. Vink and so much more!

We also talk a little bit about our Los Angeles trip and donuts and stuff.

Music: "Fun in the Dark" by the Groovie Ghoulies

Donloyd Here if you're excited for Christmas.

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Ep. 128: Are You Afraid of the Dark: season 1?

We're into the Halloween spirit this week!

Submitted for the approval of the Pool Party society, we call this: The Tale of 'Are You Afraid of the Dark' season one. If you're familiar with the show, you know that periodically we watch entire seasons of tv shows from our youth and marvel at what they're like with adult eyes. And for the spookiest month, we're doing the spookiest SNICK show: Are you Afraid of the Dark?

Mark Freado from the Spectacle Theater and Junk Food Dinner joins us to discuss the Cabbie that says "Me?," clowns smoke so hard, we track the lineage of the Super Spex, anticlimactic foreshadowing, the episode that Stephen King is heated about, blatant Irish racism, and so many more spooky secrets. And JFD Grampa shows up!

(This version is updated to have no dumb stretch of silence!)

Donloyd Here if you're not a lying sack.

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