Ep. 304: Illogical Contraption

We're back!

Our friends Illogical Contraption died. So we've come back to give them a more heart-felt that it may seem send off. It's always sad when a podcat bro calls it quits but IllCon will be forever in our hearts. We do a Good, the Bad and the Ugly of IllCon ... 's final episode.

We also catch up on what we've been up to. Parker saw the Aquabats, Frisbie ... in New York?! Norm MacDonald said the N word?! Wayne's Podcast Town News .. now with audio quality!, Frisbie's converting ... can Parker come, too? Christmas blues!

All this and a stinger song that I promise isn't being used ironically.

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See ya next time!

Ep. 297: Are you afraid of Pooptown?

We're back! And Derrick from Astro Radio Z is here, too!

We start off with a Classic Frisbie Rant, then Derrick gives us his New Laws. We also have a new segment: Pooptown News!

Also, we talk about two more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? featuring scary lizards and yet another dumb ghost! Also, we do a Good, the Bad, the Ugly of Endings as a grim foreshadowing event!

Download here or blow me, nerd!

Ep. 289: The White Russian

Check for Lomers, because we're back, and we brought Blake Mike-Sell with us!

This week, we discuss pinball, Simpsons Shitposts, and old-roommate stories. We also do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly of booze! It's a doozy!

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Ep. 286: Quantum Leap

We're back!

We're joined by guest Dawn from Beckett to the Future is here! She's an old friend of Parker and Frisbie's and started a Quantum Leap podcast, making her a #youngblood in the podcasting game. Follow their show on Twitter: @BeckettFuture and subscribe!

In honor of Quantum Leap, we do a Good, Bad and Ugly with people we would or would not want to leap into. We talk about Sean's favorite director, the hardships of others, Bakula, Bakula and Bakula!

We also talk about college, the new Friday the 13th game and Wayne gives us a hot, new, footlong Podcast Town News. The big news: Podcast Town is now a force for equality and Chili Dog Summer is here. Beans and all. Is it #Problematic? Yes.

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Ep. 284: Cuckold School

Patrick from Banshee Jam and Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen is back this week!

We talk about award-winning journalism, music videos, Karl Marx and, most importantly, the art of cuckoldry.

We also do a Good Bad Ugly with times we've been to the doctor and reminisce about what it was like getting healthcare before the Babadook happened. It's painful and someone almost died!

Then, we got Wayne's Podcast Town News (in HD!).

All this and more!

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Ep. 269: 10th Grade

We're back! We're joined by Senn Byro from Junk Fodd Schlitzie to talk about 10th grade!

Frisbie's secret bumper sticker shame is revisited, Parker loves drugs, Sean jammed with the console cowboys in cyber space, who is Flyin' Byron? What show does Parker regret missing? All this and so much more! Also, one of the most scathing segments of Wayne's Podcast Town News to date!

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Ep. 268: Ninth Grade

Welcome, Freshmen! This week, we’re joined by Director and Co-Writer of Beyond the Gates (2016), Jackson Stewart, to discuss the Good, Bad, and the Ugly of 9th Grade! Such pubescent horrors as cheating couples, bad (or rad) fashions, and the ultimate punishments of the day are all on the table for Parker, Cumulus, and Jackson. All that, plus emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! Check it out while you clean up your pimply faces!

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Ep. 267: Eighth Grade

Get your school supplies together because we’re back! This week, Parker and Cumulus go over the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Eighth Grade, with tangents into the horrors of teeth, the madness of promo codes, the terror of broken limbs, and the anxiety of learning to dance. All of this plus a Goddard chat and a compelling story about an oil change for a car.

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Ep. 266: Seventh Grade

We’re back! This week Parker and Cumulus are joined by Kevin Moose of Junk Fod Diner to discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly of Seventh Grade. They learn how they used lockers, what media was being consumed, and who was trying to go on dates. It’s a jam packed episode filled with traumatic memories, so be sure to tune in!

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Ep. 262: Fourth Grade

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you!

Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

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Ep. 258: GBU Second Grade

Find your seats and get ready for another episode of Pool Party Radio: School Edition! This week, Parker and Cumulus welcome back Sammy of the Howl Horror Program podcast and the Back to Life Podcast, and the three discuss the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Second Grade.

But first, they recount the past week-- and keep in mind that they recorded this on Saturday, back when America was not an even worse off, depressing place filled with tragedies, which is why they basically talk about classic cinema, as if nothing tremendously awful had yet happened. It was a simpler time.

Music- "Milk" by Pain

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Ep. 257: GBU First Grade

We’re taking you to school with our special guest from the Banshee Jams podcast and the upcoming Zatoichi: the Blind Podsman podcast, Patrick! This week, Cumulus is "ol’ raspy-voice Frisbie" as he laments how allergies are ruining him. Patrick recounts how he learned to stop worrying and love the commercial airliner through the mediocre Windows Flight Simulator. And Parker is still reeling from the news that we lost The Greatest just twelve hours prior to recording.

Then they reminisce about 1st Grade in the first installment of their The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Grades 1-12 Edition. They cover what it felt like to finally become small grown-ups, to be unnecessarily punished (or unnecessarily throw others under the bus), and to witness the horrifying injuries and lunch time mishaps of yesteryear. Grab your pencil boxes, because it's a slobberknocker.

Also, visit HTBkicksass.com for the latest Ghoul Summer shirt from Parker's other podcast, Junk Food Dinner, as well as those slick Pool Party Radio shirts and koozers!

Music: "Pizza Day" by The Aquabats

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Ep. 210: Who? Me?

Frisbie is in Florida this week, so Parker is joined by his wife, Wife. We wish Shelby and Cory happy birthday a lot of times and then discuss the muscle situation over at IllCon. We also speak highly of Frisbie and his muscles, but one of us has no idea what "Liquid Propellant" means. We also discuss our friends' babies and decide most of them are ugly.

There's a Good, Bad & Ugly of the upcoming summer movie season. What movies do we wanna see and which ones make us hate Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis? Listen to find out, I guess. We also talk a little bit about homeless people and the consequences of recycling.

Music: "Your Party" by Ween.

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Ep. 182: A Serbian Episode

Parker and Frisbie are joined by Katie Rots of Rotten Rantings to discuss A Serbian Film. This Japanese guy, Hiro Matsuda, returns as guest producer and has a few interesting (see: depressing) things to say about his experience watching the film. They also talk about less bleak stuff, like a couple of lightning rounds and a Good, Bad, and Ugly of Stories from Horror Movie Anthologies.

This coming weekend is the Second Annual Podcat Bro Meet Up in LA. We’ll probably be tweeting about it so be sure to follow @finalparker and @cumulusfrisbie for updates on what kind of dorky shit we’re doing.

Music: "Fart Metal" by 66Samus

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Ep. 181: Hare Krishna Zed

We're back! We read some emails and discover that a podcat bro of ours is super heated about a band that Parker unashamedly loves. He's also heated about sandwiches and Parker becomes uneasy about his future LA trip. We also get to the bottom of who REALLY killed Owen Hart.

We do a Good, the Bad and The Ugly about zombies, too. Which zombies are chill bros and which are rapey dickheads? We'll set the record straight!

We're also joined by this Japanese guy, Hiro Matsuda.

Music: Mouth Sounds

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Ep. 160: Memphis Maniac

Parker and Frisbie are joined by Junk Food Dinner correspondent, Chuck the “Memphis Maniac”!

They discuss their picks for Music Video Edition of (their almost forgotten concept) the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, get sidetracked by GWAR talk, and generally talk themselves into other detours.

Check out the Memphis Maniac’s band, Ritual Decay, on Caligari Records!

Music: "Losing You" by Jan Terri

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Ep. 140: The Jon Holmes Show

Frisbie and Parker are taking the week off to enjoy a traditional Wookie celebration of Life Day, so their best friend, comedian Jon Holmes, volunteered to do the episode for us.

Jon does a Good, The Bad, The Ugly for Parker and Frisbie and tells tales of rapping, ruining relationships, coffee table destruction, hallucinations, air guitars and neglect. Also, he's very very drunk. And Producer Muhammad is his guest co-host!

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Ep. 118: God Bless America Sucks

Parker returns from Vegas this week. Did he "lose wages" as Frisbie would say? Find out! Also, we're joined by Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption Radio and his offspring, Calvin Cobras! We talk a bit about vacations, Bigfeetsman and how shitty the movie "God Bless America" is. And this enrages Frisbie.

Then, we do a Good, the Bad and the Ugly with stuff from our childhoods. We discuss the video games and tv shows that shaped our lives, getting up early, one historic game of "Bases Loaded 3," and being called a fag while you poop.

Muhammad and the Creepy NSA Guy show up, I think. And Calvin makes a statement that will rock the podcast community forever.

Music: "Rock n Roll Shark" by Kepi Ghoulie

Note: Sometimes Shelby and Calvin sound really quiet. We apologize. It was probably Muhammad's fault.

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Ep. 100: Episode One Hundred

We're celebrating our 100th episode this week! First, we do an impromptu crossover event with the guys at Acid Pop Cult and talk about boobs. Then, Parker tells stories about Las Vegas and racism and being old and Frisbie had a (mostly) terrible birthday. We also get dropped in by all our past interns and producers and it's a total party, but there's still some bad blood and Frisbie gets heated.

We also play the Good, Bad and Ugly for Pool Party itself! We run down the highs and lows of the last 100 episodes.

In the Lightning Round Parker gets drunker, a lion kills a lady with ironic results, shirts can advertise your rapey-ness, actors have discovered alien life and so much more!

Music: "Perfect Friend" by Macho Man Randy Savage

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Ep. 99: Jizmy Appleseed

Howdy, Lil' C-words! This week, we've got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption Radio, now on Radio Vaelncia in San Francisco.

Parker and Frisbabe hear all about Mr. Shelby Cobretti's great trip to Super California (aka Hawaii) and discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly states, including America's heartland, America's third nipple, America's thumb, and America's wang, as well as the ugliest state: Hawaii (aka Super California). We also learn about Lil' Italian Parker.

The Lightning Round include Lil' Poopy: the 9-year old Rapper while Frisbabe must contend with his very poopy Skype connection, the Onion apologizing for being funny and giving a child actor the business, and a Michigan gentleman experiencing the porn collection equivalent of the ending to It's a Wonderful Life. Also, the Legend of Jizmy Appleseed, a bunch of terrible Jerry Lewis impressions, and Shelby's band, Apocryphon.

Music: Apocryphon - "(Untitled New Track from Upcoming Album)"



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