Ep. 284: Cuckold School

Patrick from Banshee Jam and Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen is back this week!

We talk about award-winning journalism, music videos, Karl Marx and, most importantly, the art of cuckoldry.

We also do a Good Bad Ugly with times we've been to the doctor and reminisce about what it was like getting healthcare before the Babadook happened. It's painful and someone almost died!

Then, we got Wayne's Podcast Town News (in HD!).

All this and more!

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Ep. 283: Roughed Up

Welcome to the end times, pool partiers! Parker and Cumulus are joined by Frisbie’s partner from Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen and from the soon-to-be resurrected Banshee Jam podcast-- Patrick!

This week, Parker is having the best of times while Cumulues, Patrick, and everyone else is having the blurst of times. Patrick unveils his new laws, Parker mines his old MySpace blog for a peek into Cumulus’s Internet habits and romantic requirements, and Cumulus considers getting back on MySpace when Parker considers an alternate Podcast Town.

All this, plus Wayne’s Podcast Town news with a startling turn from Wayne himself, as well as listener emails. Dig it!

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Ep. 282: Wayne's World

We're back!

We're joined by Wayne this week to discuss the Podcast Town news -- live!! We discuss Sara's top notch posts, food pics, bad podcast posts and the new JFD patreon.

We also discuss Frisbie accidentally calling Parker and it turning into a waking nightmare before turning into a sweet daydream. Then Wayne talks about podcasting and gives us his 3 New Laws if he Were President.

All this and so much more you won't believe it!

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Ep. 281: Nice Round Numbers

We’re back, X-words! And due to an implied agreement (maybe) completed informally over a major social network, we’re starting the countdown of our last 19 episodes (possibly), so let’s dive right in to the festivities, just in case this is really the beginning of the end:

Parker returns form his first Ohio visit since he left the state in 2009, and he has thrilling tales of reuniting with friends, family, and Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys. Also, he attended Horrorhound Weekend where he met both Lloyd Kaufman and Bill Zebub, which he describes in erotic detail.

Cumulus shamelessly plugs his other podcast, Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen, and bemoans the smell of pets on recently acquired secondhand furniture, which he describes in erotic detail.

And if that weren’t enough, we have another voicemail from Zatoichi himself(!) and The Podcast Town News from Wayne!

Donloyd Here if you now do "Classical Gas".

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Ep. 280: The Deported Leprechaun

We're back!

On this one, we talk about how Katherine Heigl is foxier than pretending to be disabled is evil and how "The Ringer" tricked Parker and hurt his feelings because he has a soft spot for those kinds of dudes. We also get some emails and talk about some cool and interesting sandwiches from around the world. A leprechaun leaves us a message in a bottle to let us know about how horrible his life is thanks to Trump's America.

We also talk about about bumper stickers and a particularly funny license plate that specifically refers to Gary from the Midnight Society.

Wayne brings the Podcast Town News and talks about how everyone's food sucks and some other stuff. And this week's Odd Tism features a fight between Parker and his Wife so stupid that it's ... Odd Tistic.

All this and more!

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Ep. 279: M Word

Get ready, you M-words, because Pool Party Radio is back with a new episode!

This week, Parker and Cumulus miss Bill Paxton, discuss fake news, hate on Instagram commenters, make a bunch of Sifl & Olly references, read some emails, and soak in Wayne’s Podcast Town News!

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Ep. 278: The Wailing

We're here!

Parker and Cumulus discuss Valentine's Day, The Wailing, video games, Beef Jerky, flowers as presents and so much more.

Also, Wayne's Podcast Town News, the word "libtard," the best food mascots, someone in PTown gets promoted and tons more!

Donloyd Here if you eat the weird jerkys.

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Ep. 274: 11th Grade / It's Wild

We're back!

Parker introduced a controversial new segment and immediately asks for help in renaming it to be less problematic. We talk a bit about Sonic and the dietary necessities needed to "go fast."

Wayne has a new, bonus-length BREAKING NEWS edition of The Wayne Podcast Town News and we do a GBU of 11th grade, featuring stories of becoming disillusioned with humanity. It's just fun!

Donloyd Here if you have arbitrary details that miss the bigger point entirely!

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Ep. 271: Chief Wahoo

We're back! We recorded late at night and were sleepy grumpy. We talk about Chief Wahoo, baseball, how shitty Cubs fan are, our podcat bros. All that and like 7 other things and Wayne brings the Podcast Town News. It's a wild ride!

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Ep. 264: New Memories

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen.

But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260.

Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening!

We'll be back next. And listen to next week's Illogical Contraption for a special treat!

Donloyd Here if you're Alan Jackson woke.

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Ep. 261: Third Grade

We're back! We're joined by Cumulus from the Blind Podsmen podcast and friend of the show Chris! We talk about some stuff. And then we get into a Good, Bad, Ugly of third grade! More stories of secret bullies! Teachers vs. Fangoria! The Sad Tale of Moving! So much more! We also review an Australian dog!

Donloyd Here if you just REALLY like that John Candy sketch.

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Ep. 260: Ghoul Summer '16: Part 2.

Hey, Partiers! Frisbie is on vacation this week, so Wife fills in for the fun! We had originally planned to watch a Bill Zebub movie for Ghoul Summer, but we don't hate ourselves. Instead, we watched Nicholas Winding Refn's new ghoul movie "Neon Demon" because we only dislike ourselves. In this movie, we learn that the fashion industry exploits young women. Because we did not know that from watching the E! Channel in 1993. We'll let you know in the show when the spoilers start, but they end at the 34 minute mark. Which is coincidentally when the Wayne's Podcast News begins! Wayne speaks truth to power. Can you handle it?

Then, Parker tells the story of a real-life murder he did. And then everyone tells stories about times they peed themselves. This one gets real emotional, people!

Donloyd Here for unsubtle symbolism, maaaaan!

The Junk Food Dinner Ghoul Summer t-shirts are available and shipping now! And PPR shirts are still up there, too! Buy some so we don't die!

Also, be sure to check out Frisbie and Patrick from Banshee Jams' new podcast: The Blind Podsmen!

Ep. 259: Ghoul Summer

It’s Ghoul Summer, weirdoes! And—hoo, boy—PPR is going to…um…acknowledge it by watching a "film" from notorious ghoul director, Bill Zebub. Parker and Cumulus sorta watch Frankenstein the Rapist while highlighting some parts of the movie, but they find themselves mostly talking over it and going down the familiar tangents of personal anecdotes, MVPPs (as well as MVPPs), and what makes this summer so ghoulish. Also, they are pleased to reveal another installment of Vaughn’s/Wayne’s report of the Podcast Town Report.

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