Ep. 264: New Memories

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen.

But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260.

Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening!

We'll be back next. And listen to next week's Illogical Contraption for a special treat!

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Ep. 116: Those Metal Drums

We talk about a lot of weird crap on this one. Going to record stores, hating record store clerks. Parker talks a lot of crap about the British. We get a new iTunes review which prompts us to bring back our oldest show segment. It's a real deep cut.

In the Lightning Round, Brazilians go nuts for murder and soccer and a lady gets kicked out of a pool for wearing a bikini. Somehow. then the creepy NSA guy shows up! Everyone loves him!

And then we do the impossible and ignore the "Show's Over" alarm.

Music: "Ascension Millenium" by Corey Feldman

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Ep. 59: All You Can Listen

Just as Pool Party Radio's Podcast Cold War ends, a Podcast Civil War begins...sort of...

Junk Food Dinner host, Kevin Moss, joins this week to witness Frisbie's likely departure, as nicknames again cause disagreements and Frisbie receives a shocking offer from Roxy of Acid Pop Cult that no man could refuse!

Tensions do not completely veer the show off course, as Parker recounts the racist propaganda of Tecmo Super Dodge Ball, Kevin reminds us of the sloppy game planning/audience members of American Gladiators, and Frisbie discusses the irony of Double Dare host, Marc Summers, being OCD.

Lightning Round shenanigans include a real-life Homer Simpson, a real dumb Maryland click-it-or-ticket campaign, and real gold plated babies.

All of this, plus a thrilling Sherlock Homophobia and the tantalizing email from Roxy that rocked Pool Party!

Music: "At Least It Was Here" by The 88

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Ep. 50: Milk and Cookies

We celebrate our 50th episode this week! And we do so by getting drunk! Someone gets jury duty, Parker doesn't know when to text, the podcast Cold War, The Walking Dead season finale sucked, LA looks to ban AM radio speech (so does Frisbie), libraries are the new megauploads, atheists clean up the streets (literally) and Frisbie gets mail!

Also, in the last half of the show, we talk about the most important albums for us from age 13-18. But, we're pretty drunk by this time, so it sounds like two old guys reminiscing at happy hour. Consider this segment for die-hard fans only.

All this and a new Sherlock Homophobia!

Music: "1995 MTV Movie Awards Best Song Medley" - The Ramones



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Ep. 49: Don't Feed the Dudes

We discuss St. Patrick's Day and how much we dislike fake Irish people. We decide to replace it something new. Something Julian Sands-based, maybe? Other topics: When you're the best, you're allowed to poop wherever, a pill that makes you not racist, the usefulness of Texan homeless people, the City of Brotherly Love bans brotherly love.

Also, our scheduled guest had impromptu matters to attend to and couldn't show up. We'll try to reschedule.

Oh! And the return of Sherlock Homophobia!!

Music: "Hey Boy" - The Billy Nayer Show



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Ep.35: On the Inside

We're joined by Chris Arneson this week, as someone gets hacked, someone may be racist and someone can't go paperless. The Lightning Round involves a twitter fight between a governor and a little kid, a 200 pound kid repossessed by the government and a dude who passed the time on his plane trip with child porn.

We also take a quiz to find out if we're psychopaths, Frisbie gets mail and we have another exciting installment of "Sherlock Homophobia."

Oh, and if you're craving more of Chris, check him out on the new episode of Drunk Movie Reviews.



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Ep. 34: The Dutch Baby

Welcome to the New & Improved Pool Party w/ RazorBlade Frisbie and The California Kid!! This week, we have a special holiday Party Purgatory, where we highlight annoying holiday party goers. Then we discuss what we learned: discovering that sometimes obscure cultural stereotypes are real and Frisbie falls for a a weird Indian water pot.

Parker rants about the government for a while as we discuss vegetable pizza, the great Water conspiracy and the most heinous crime of all: puberty. Also, Frisbie Gets Mail and the return of Sherlock Homophobia!



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Ep. 33: A Study in Scarlet

Parker takes to name-dropping people for fun this week and Frisbie didn't die of starvation. Then Parker wants to replace Thanksgiving with something new and exciting and needs help deciding between two new Holiday traditions. He also tells some very fun and soul-damaging Thanksgiving stories. Also, we're introduced to a new character on the show: Sherlock Homophobia.

On this week's Lightning Round Sasha Grey reads to students (about penis?), midgets may not understand fiction, Frisbie's hometown is infected by bath salt addicts and PETA is still a bunch of crazy stupids. Also: We have a new editorial by the world's only living Andy Rooney, Jon Holmes.



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