Ep. 61: Morrissey Fish

It's just Parker and Frisbie this week. We answer some mail from some people who stuck their fingers in the air so Frisbie could see where they were at. Parker doesn't have the attention span to read an entire blog post, so he gets very confused. In the Lightning Round, the whitest person on earth said the word the whitest person on earth shouldn't say, some lame family wins sex money and PETA is still ridiculous.

Also, Frisbie makes more vague threats to quit, John Brown's still interning, we debut the newest, coolest segment ever and much more!

Music: "Comedians" by the Riverboat Gamblers.

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Ep. 44: Rice and Condoms

Be our Valentine, listeners! We talk about the lovey-dovey weekend coming up, Parker thinks it's just for girls (with cooties), then we answer some love-related questions we find on the internet. Also, the Super Bowl and its confusing half-time show, socially acceptable rebellion, blood diamonds, handies, presents, and all these other things.

Then, the Lightning Round includes PETA thinking whales are people, more pornstars are helping kids read, Clive Barker almost gets murdered by a Cenobite (read: "Dentist"), and a comedian is running for president (well, another besides Santorum, anyway.)

Frisbie gets mail and we celebrate an important milestone.

Music: "Valentine" by the Groovie Ghoulies



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Ep. 33: A Study in Scarlet

Parker takes to name-dropping people for fun this week and Frisbie didn't die of starvation. Then Parker wants to replace Thanksgiving with something new and exciting and needs help deciding between two new Holiday traditions. He also tells some very fun and soul-damaging Thanksgiving stories. Also, we're introduced to a new character on the show: Sherlock Homophobia.

On this week's Lightning Round Sasha Grey reads to students (about penis?), midgets may not understand fiction, Frisbie's hometown is infected by bath salt addicts and PETA is still a bunch of crazy stupids. Also: We have a new editorial by the world's only living Andy Rooney, Jon Holmes.



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Ep. 21: The Real Killers

Kevin Moss from Junk Food Dinner joins us this week! We talk about the possibility of being a pacifist in the war against cancer and breaking up a porn prayer circle. Then we make figurative mix tapes summing up the last month of our lives.

This week's Lightning Round includes our indifference toward the West Memphis 3, PETA's plans to combine porn and animal mutilation, duelling Captain Americas and how upset will the aliens be when they find out we haven't been recycling? Then we play The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, examining the TV shows we would love, dislike and hate to live in.

All this AND we've finally got a listener who needs us to do him a solid! This, of course, depresses Jason.

After the podcast, check out Kevin's band, The Northwest Ordinance, here: thenorthwestordinance.bandcamp.com.

Music: “TV Party” by Sloppy Seconds, “Transdermal Celebration” by Ween




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Episode 13: Laugh Out Loud

This week, we're joined by show regular, Jon Holmes, for our most hastily thrown together show yet.

Parker issues Jason a spooky challenge and gives more thought to the meanest thing he's ever done. Then we discuss whether we can or can't beat up our dads. Parker brings up his disappointment with Steve Martin, which bums everyone out and then there's a huge Lightning Round full of Chris Hansen's ironic downfall and complaining about PETA and Marc Maron. There's also a big Myspace discussion and it gets harder and harder to defend Tracy Morgan.

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Music: “My Old Man’s a Fatso” by the Queers, “Driving Retards to the Zoo” by the Dead Milkmen



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