Parker takes to name-dropping people for fun this week and Frisbie didn't die of starvation. Then Parker wants to replace Thanksgiving with something new and exciting and needs help deciding between two new Holiday traditions. He also tells some very fun and soul-damaging Thanksgiving stories. Also, we're introduced to a new character on the show: Sherlock Homophobia.
On this week's Lightning Round Sasha Grey reads to students (about penis?), midgets may not understand fiction, Frisbie's hometown is infected by bath salt addicts and PETA is still a bunch of crazy stupids. Also: We have a new editorial by the world's only living Andy Rooney, Jon Holmes.
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