Ep. 61: Morrissey Fish

It's just Parker and Frisbie this week. We answer some mail from some people who stuck their fingers in the air so Frisbie could see where they were at. Parker doesn't have the attention span to read an entire blog post, so he gets very confused. In the Lightning Round, the whitest person on earth said the word the whitest person on earth shouldn't say, some lame family wins sex money and PETA is still ridiculous.

Also, Frisbie makes more vague threats to quit, John Brown's still interning, we debut the newest, coolest segment ever and much more!

Music: "Comedians" by the Riverboat Gamblers.

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Ep. 44: Rice and Condoms

Be our Valentine, listeners! We talk about the lovey-dovey weekend coming up, Parker thinks it's just for girls (with cooties), then we answer some love-related questions we find on the internet. Also, the Super Bowl and its confusing half-time show, socially acceptable rebellion, blood diamonds, handies, presents, and all these other things.

Then, the Lightning Round includes PETA thinking whales are people, more pornstars are helping kids read, Clive Barker almost gets murdered by a Cenobite (read: "Dentist"), and a comedian is running for president (well, another besides Santorum, anyway.)

Frisbie gets mail and we celebrate an important milestone.

Music: "Valentine" by the Groovie Ghoulies



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Ep. 36: There's a Difference

We're joined by Mark from Junk Food Dinner this week! We're also joined by Parker's shitty microphone. We immerse ourselves in lolcats, plankers, Chuck Norris, Rick Astley and the rest of the internet crew as we play the Good, the Bad & the Ugly with memes. It's Parker's birthday this week, so we discuss re-living your life with all your current knowledge and wisdom and decide we'd rather tape old tv shows than stop 9/11. And Frisbie gets mail.

Then the Lightning Round: Russia says we'll be attacked by spaceships, Parker defends a man that feeds a cat to a snake (and then changes his mind (at the very end)) and Alec Baldwin NEEDS to play Words with Friends.



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Ep. 30: Blood Everywhere

Put on a plastic mask and get a bucketful of candy corn, cuz we're celebrating Pool-O-Ween, dudes!! This week we talk about how the midwest rules at Halloween and remakes disguised as a prequels. Then we talk about movies that scary us and movies that don't. This prompts rants about the plague, evil clowns, zombie babies, aliens and Bigfeetsmen.

We also have a Lightning Round with a dentist who wants to mess up Halloween, a Taco Bell that had to pay the price and peaceful clowns. We also have some listener mail. Spoiler Alert: Frisbie reads it.



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Ep. 27: Dangerous Game

Frisbie's under the weather, but we party on with this week's guest, Sam, to discuss zombie fungus, Frisbie's first smart phone and cereal shopping. The Lightning Round includes a teacher that's angry at the world, the Doc Ock of porn thieves and a bear-y cool murder plot (PUN!).

We also play The Good, The Bad and The Ugly to discuss the times we've moved. We learn that in Soviet Russia, boxes pack you. We also discuss Kipper Lacey some more, try to appeal to the Mormon mom demographic and lots of other crap. Best episode ever? Yes, some Egyptians believe.





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Ep. 26: No More Baths

This week, we're joined by friends Jono and Jenny Mac celebrate our six month anniversary! We're forgetting all about our normal format this week (mostly) so we can discuss our Kryptonite, a horrible former room mate and friend we've had. We discuss this man's lack of showers and over-abundance of computer chords and general butt-holiness.

We also do a round of "Frisbie Got Mail," announce some exciting show news and play a little "Would You Rather..."

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Ep. 25: This Mortal Coil

On this episode, we're gonna make you think about death and get sad and stuff. We introduce a new segment called "Have You Seen Me?" where we make fun of dead children. That seems reasonable, right? We also bring back "Party Purgatory" and make fun of the original Freddy movie, which will probably get us attacked by horror fans.

We also discuss corpse disposal in this week's "Frisbie Got Mail," and discuss how the Sheen Roast went from "unfunny" to "awkward and sad" very quickly. And this week's Lightning Round includes R.E.M. breaking up, Midget lawsuits and taxpayer anger at The Jersey Shore.




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Ep. 24: Bizarro World

Frisbie takes this week off (probably because he's busy having threesomes), leaving Parker all alone. All alone with guest-host Jon Holmes, that is! New eye-wear has changed Parker's life and Jon hates unfunny old people. He also passes judgement on Parker after hearing a dentist story.

We're then joined by ol' buddy GeeGee to talk about him being the 439th best wrestler in the world, Chyna and backyard wrestling. We then discuss which wrestlers we would and would not want to be stuck in the "Real World" house with.

The Lightning Round is full of stalkers, fatties, Orwellian futures and rich people. Oh! And we have another instalment of everyone's newest, favorite segment: Frisbie Got Mail!

Music: “Let’s Go Bucks” by Legbone, “G” by Reggie & the Full Effect

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Ep. 23: Life, the Universe and Everything

This week we're joined by sic-hop artist, Mr. Unstable, to talk about his rap career, getting ripped off by mean girls, getting hate mail and the time he because internationally infamous for taking a bath in a Burger King sink. We also premier his newest song, "Hybrid!"

Then we hit the Lightning Round to discuss a Florida pastor's desire to eradicate the atheists, Katt Williams' un-apology, Kevin Smith's fight with the Westboro Baptist Church over his really bad movie and one boy who died with a smile on his face.

We also have another round of Frisbie Got Mail and play a new game called "Funny or Evil." Oh, and we try to help Frisbie get into a threesome!

Music: “Hybrid” by Mr. Unstable, “Fishfuck” by GWAR




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Ep. 22: Raptors and Ex-Girlfriends

It's a short show this week, but it's packed with goodies and Seth Rogen hatred.

We forgot to last week, so we share the stories of our 21st birthdays. Be warned, they're very anti-climactic. We also discuss the newly discovered diamond planet and the VMAs. Then we're perplexed by the new cast of "Dancing with the Stars." Frisbie gets attacked by pornbots, too.

We also prank call our old friend Jon Holmes and unveil our newest segment, "Frisbie Got Mail!" Oh, and Parker reveals a proposition that may ruin the entire podcast.

Music: “Now We Are 21” by the Mr. T Experience, “City Noise” by Scarling



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