Ep. 228: Strong Politics

Frisbie is using up some of his vacation time, so Parker is joined by Chris Robo and Katie Rots of Rotten Rantings. Scratch that. Chris Robo and Katie Rots of the brand new Casual Encounters podcast.

We talk a bit about their new podcast. Parker doesn't think Craiglist is real. But, is it? Are the casual encounters just murder traps? We also do a Good, the Bad, the Ugly about websites. Well, Parker does. No one else did. We recall a time on the internet when it was OK to make fun of people and talk some shit about message board fans of Rick & Morty.

Then Robo and Katie do an MVPP and MVPP. We salute American heroes and shame American dickheads. And then Katie gets into some super #StrongPolitics that Parker and Robo don't agree with.

All this and more! Also, check out next week's last episode ever of Rotten Rantings, with Parker as the guest!

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Ep. 212: Webcam Nuts

Bust out your webcams because we’re showing it all this week, with special guest Katie Rots of the Rotten Rantings podcast!

After the usual muscle chat, we get some much-needed apologies out of the way which also include muscles and false directions. Then we tackle the big issues with a Good, Bad, and the Ugly of Colors. Who will pick blue as their favorite? Is Prince involved in any way? Will anyone pick Blood Orange?

They also discuss Highlighter Art, Butt Art, and the best ways to cool/heat butt cheeks. I’ll be honest with you: We talk about butts a great deal, so hang on to your butts.

Other topics include the production stalemate of Pillowman, Virtual reality living/eating, sexy-ladies-on-the-screen privileges, and the terrifying real reality of raining spiders.

Music: "May 16" by Lagwagon

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Ep. 197: Dope Grotto

This week, Parker and Cumulus are joined by friend of the show and late-90s TV expert, Katie Rots of Rotten Rantings.

They discuss their latest From Rotten Rantings with Love recording and what makes a ghoul movie truly ghoulish. Then, they reveal their selections for the annual Dead Pool. Parker takes a love-hate route and Katie sticks to the older, more feeble crowd, while Cumulus embraces the cold randomness of last year's unexpected celebrity deaths. The results will surprise you. Or not.

Music: "Night (Zola Jesus and Dean Hurley Remix)" - John Carpenter

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Ep. 182: A Serbian Episode

Parker and Frisbie are joined by Katie Rots of Rotten Rantings to discuss A Serbian Film. This Japanese guy, Hiro Matsuda, returns as guest producer and has a few interesting (see: depressing) things to say about his experience watching the film. They also talk about less bleak stuff, like a couple of lightning rounds and a Good, Bad, and Ugly of Stories from Horror Movie Anthologies.

This coming weekend is the Second Annual Podcat Bro Meet Up in LA. We’ll probably be tweeting about it so be sure to follow @finalparker and @cumulusfrisbie for updates on what kind of dorky shit we’re doing.

Music: "Fart Metal" by 66Samus

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Ep. 176: Happy Hardcore

Frisbie's on vacation, so Katie Rots from Rotten Rantings fills in. We talk about her broken leg. She also gives her 3 Laws in our new segment where we talk about what 3 laws we'd pass first if we were president. We talk about drugs and the time Katie was a raver and why Parker hates ecstasy. Also, is Katie a secret Republican?

We also answer some emails and introduce a new segment called "Sammich Chat." In the Lightning Round, we talk about Morrissey and the Ramones and some other stuff.

Music: "Stomp" by George Clinton

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Ep. 169: Dildos

Parker and Frisbie are on vacation, so Katie Rots and Chris Yolo (from Rotten Rantings ) fill in. They talk about dildos having your sex toys stolen. And how they met Parker and discuss the times they were embarrassed by rookie podcast mistakes. Then they do one obligatory news story that officially makes this a Pool Party episode. They also ready some listener mail that may or may not be fake. Katie tries to talk about wrestling, but Chris's body has a way to shut the whole thing down. Then the rest of the episode is just lies and propaganda.

Frisbie and Parker will be back next week with the first of TWO Ghoul summer episodes, featuring the guys from Olympic Artichoke and possibly a new producer.

Music: "I Live This Life" by the Queers.

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Ep. 167: Rotten Theses

Frisbie returns from his hiatus and Katie Rots from Rotten Rantings makes her 15th appearance this month to join Parker on another classic WWE Pay-Per-View recap. After watching the Money in the Bank special from last week, the crew regroups about who is the cutest wrestler and who is the most boring wrestler. They discuss the importance of a good promo and review their predictions for those matches. Then, Katie and Parker advertise the hell out of the WWE Network, selling Frisbie on the idea that a subscription will be the his best decision all year.

They also talk about some ultra-personal stuff and reflect on more asshole behavior. Also Frisbie pinpoints an assassination plan on his head that may change the course of Pool Party forever. Or maybe for just a couple of weeks. It’s really hard to say with these sorts of things. So in the meantime, sit back, relax, enjoy the episode, and pretend that no one ever dies.

Music: "Year of the Pets" by Hector's Pets

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Ep. 165: So Mainstream

Razorman Frisbie is out of town, so Parker is all by himself... until about 4 seconds into the show when Katie Rots from Rotten Rantings shows up!

In this crossover extravaganza, we discuss our previous crossover extravaganza, the new episode of Rotten Rantings where Parker and Katie reviewed all the Paranormal Activity movies. Then there's some talk about wrestling and (sort of) review the new RAW. And then we talk about which wrestling boys are the cutest.

I think there's probably more stuff, too. We talked about a lot of stuff, but I don't really remember and it's weird to keep going back and forth between 1st and 3rd person in this summary, so whatever.

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Ep. 158: The Stuff

Frisbie is in Boston! Katie ROTS from Rotten Rantings puts in some overtime and fills in. We continue everyone's favorite segment: The Spice Channel. We talk about The Stuff, what it would be like if Parker were gay, hate-listening, a new iTunes contest, our sex lives, plugging other shows. So much more! Just listen!

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Ep. 142: Snake Roberts II

We're back! And this episode is pussy good!

We're joined by Katie Rots of the [CENSORED] podcast and we run down our picks for this year's Official Dead Pool (Party). We pick washed up wrestlers, pop icon, former presidents and more. Also, no one picks Parker's dog this time! We're gonna keep doing this until someone wins (although it's possible someone already did.)

In the lightning round, some dude shot up a theater full of inconsiderate dickheads who were texting. We also discuss how many people Katie has crushed on her road to podcast infamy. We get a fedorable email.

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Ep. 119: Ghost Rights

We're joined by Katie Rots from Rotten Rantings again this week! Parker tells the historic tale of the time he went to the Scientology Church and Celebrity Center in Las Vegas a couple weeks ago. He then tries to recruit everyone as he goes over the emotional tone scale and the Scientology Creed.

Then Frisbie and Katie talk about Saw IV. The Creepy NSA guy shows up to talk about the movie, too, but Frisbie and Katie don't like sharing the spotlight and they put him in a trap. LOL.

Music: "Servant of Death's Head" by the Dave Brockie Experience

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EP. 115: The Conjuring

This week, we're joined again by Katie Rots of the Rotten Rantings horror podcast! Frisbie gets some mail, the Creepy NSA guy shows up and asks Katie some personal questions, Frisbie reveals he's feeling better and Parker finally found and re-watched the first porno movie he ever saw!

Then, Frisbie continues on with @SawFan666's challenge to watch all the Saw movies. Luckily, Katie also watched "Saw II" so we all chat about that.

Music: "Jeepster" by T Rex

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Ep. 107: Poolazzle Parazzle Radazzle

We're joined by Katie Rots (of Rotten Rantings) this week! We start off by reading some email, cuz fingers were put in the air so Frisbie could see where they were at. We discuss what could be the fight of the century.

Then, we try to rip off our old segment "Chuckle Points" and turn it into "Spooky Points," pitting the Evil Dead remake vs. Texas Chainsaw 3D, but the segment devolves quickly and the point system and civility are forgotten.

And that's it! Enjoy!

Music: "Simply Amazing" by Trey Songz

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