Ep. 167: Rotten Theses

Frisbie returns from his hiatus and Katie Rots from Rotten Rantings makes her 15th appearance this month to join Parker on another classic WWE Pay-Per-View recap. After watching the Money in the Bank special from last week, the crew regroups about who is the cutest wrestler and who is the most boring wrestler. They discuss the importance of a good promo and review their predictions for those matches. Then, Katie and Parker advertise the hell out of the WWE Network, selling Frisbie on the idea that a subscription will be the his best decision all year.

They also talk about some ultra-personal stuff and reflect on more asshole behavior. Also Frisbie pinpoints an assassination plan on his head that may change the course of Pool Party forever. Or maybe for just a couple of weeks. It’s really hard to say with these sorts of things. So in the meantime, sit back, relax, enjoy the episode, and pretend that no one ever dies.

Music: "Year of the Pets" by Hector's Pets

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Ep. 148: Elimination Chamber

Get in your weird sci-fi pod listeners, because we’re talking about the WWE’s Elimination Chamber this week, with special guest Chris Arneson!

We review the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view and discuss our disappointments as well as the one good match. Chris informs us of the WWE Network’s soon-to-air reality show, and we consider what we would do if a stadium full of disenchanted fans disappointedly chanted our name with “Booo” in the front, like a mob of Hans Molemans.

We also get into a Lightning Round about why beta-testers of Google Glass probably deserve to be treated like the obnoxious 1980s-film nerds they are, as well as what exactly makes a punk bar "punk" (hint: marketing and Media hyping).

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Ep. 144: YES! YES! YES!

We’re here… And we’re ready to rumbles!

This week it’s Parker and Jason tag-teaming WWE’s 2014 Royal Rumble, where they discuss how great and disappointing the road to Wrestlemania has become after years of their not keeping up with pro-wrestling. They reminisce about wrestling video games, wrestling pillow-dolls, and wrestling themed novelty ice cream sandwiches, and then wonder if they will get back into watch wrestling regularly (Spoiler: probably not).

Also in this episode, Parker enjoys how satanic and fun the Grammys have become while Jason admits to some serious problems tweeting under his new handle as SAWFAN667. Plus, a listener email from another JunkFoodDinner regular!

Music: "Who Needs Another Drank?" by Reggie and the Full Effect feat. Floppy Disc-0

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Ep. 73: The Salt Penis

It's just Parker and Frisbie this week.  Parker airs his grievances with a Top 5 list of the dumbest things said on some other podcast. Also, in the Lightning Round, making little kids fight, Marc Summers' face gets destroyed, Oklahoma's fascist T-shirt policy, Nintendo Power dies, which should have happened 15 years ago, someone pulls a prank on Muslims and probably some other stuff!

Also, Frisbie gets mail, The Undertaker, Marc Maron, some other stuff. I don't really remember, but it's all funny!

Music: "Gimme that Zero Bar" by Sloppy Seconds

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