I Know What You Did Last Cranksgiving, but you have no clue what craziness Parker and Frisbabe were doing. Unless, of course, you saw Parker gambling incorrectly (i.e. Winning money) in an Indian Casino and saw Jason splitting wood incorrectly (i.e. Injuring himself) in the mid-west. Then you might know.
The guys discuss the perils of being manly and the problems with putting stupid cartoon cavemen next to stupid cartoon dinosaur eggs on a stupid slot machine.
The Lightning Round covers why Twitter isn’t for anyone, but especially Chris Brown. Meanwhile, Germany gets weird as they legislate to outlaw bestiality, only to meet some disagreement.
Music: "Radio Schizo" by Rudimentary Peni