It's retro Pool Party as we begin the show by talking about things we learned this week! Frisbie is angry that people still talk on phones and Parker is angry that porn has gone too far. Then, Frisbie gets even more angry because Tumblr is ruining everything by writing sex stories about children's cartoons and destroying the English language.
In the Lightning Round, would we go to jail for money? People in the field of education are buttholes (still), a British kid is scared of traveling (and his Empire's irrelevance (zing!)), and scientists uncover a sex club in Kentucky.
Music: "Carly Simon" by The Haints
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