Ep. 263: Fifth Grade

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more!

Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment: Dad Reviews! Send us pictures of your dad and we'll review him!

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Ep. 201: Notary Business

Frisbie is busy notarizing things and stamping papers so hard that he couldn't make it. Jeremy from Acid Pop Cult fills in. We discuss the saddest Nerd News: Real from Real Chance of Love is dead. He's been murdered. By cancer.

Then the boys do a Good, The Bad, The Ugly of Kevin Moss's suggestion. The topic is Bands and musicians that wear masks and costumes. We guess what Frisbie's picks would be. Jeremy pulls the ol' switcheroo, everyone hates KISS, does Frisbie understand Masked Intruder? We also play the quickest round of "The Party or All Wet" in the world. All this and Adam Green Chat!

Music: Heart Shaped Guitar by Masked Intruder

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Ep. 185: YOLO!

This week, we're joined by Chris YOLO. You may know his cousin, Chris Robo, from the Rotten Rantings podcast. This isn't him, though, this is YOLO. We talk about concerts we're going to or have been to. Cumulus is seeing mc chris. Parker saw GWAR. Parker had to wade through a sea of human urine in San Francisco to it, though.

We get some emails that add fuel to the Alien vs. Predator fire. YOLO doesn't care because they're both old movies that are "trash." YOLO loves Taylor Swift and he's very PC.

We play a new game called "The Party or All Wet," where we ponder about whether things are a party or all wet. Probably some other stuff happens, too.

Music: Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend by GWAR

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Ep. 152: Another Clue

The Darkest Timeline is here. Parker and Frisbie rumble through yet another week of their favorite people dying unexpectedly. As such, Parker reveals a contingency plan for the podcast should he die, and Frisbie reveals that he already has a plan for the podcast should Parker die.

Parker explains why technology has ruined cars. Frisbie plots a forbidden journey to the Forbidden Island. They also discuss speculation over Parker’s new job and the health detriments of not sleeping for, oh, days and days.

Be sure to check out friend-of-the-show Seth Koozer’s new podcast, Trash Video Podcast.

Music: "The Litany of the Slain" by GWAR

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Ep. 105: Senior Skip Day

We're not in high school anymore, but we still take Senior Skip Day Seriously at Pool Party! Deal with it, liver-lips!

This week, we get back on our regular schedule with some sappy catch-up time. Parker discovers a delicious and possibly deadly mixed drink, Frisbabe gets heated at mundane news casts, and both share in the most sacred of dude-conversations in Gwar Talk.

Also, Jason suddenly enjoys Tumblr, and Parker decides what's on his tombstone.

Music: "None but the Brave" by Gwar



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The music

In the most recent episode (ep.24), we got an email from our buddy Aaron asking us to post the songs we use in the show. So, here's all the songs we've used so far. For now on, we'll post them on our twitter page so we actually have something to post there. It's win/win.

Ep. 1: “Romantic Rights” by Death from Above 1979, “Goodbye to You” by the Methadones

Ep. 2: “Pizza Day” by The Aquabats, “Come Back, Traci” by Sloppy Seconds

Ep. 3: “Faggot” by Mindless Self Indulgence, “Synthesizer” by Electric 6

Ep. 4: “Pains” by Legbone, “Frankenstein Girl” by the Jackalopes

Ep. 5: “God Save the Queen” by Motorhead, “You Can’t Kill Terror” by GWAR

Ep. 6: “Paper Airplanes” by Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, “Dayton Slums” by The Northwest Ordinance

Ep. 7: “30 Seconds till the End of the World” by Pennywise, “Don’t Open till Doomsday” by the Misfits

Ep. 8: “Bigger than Kiss” by Teenage Bottlerocket, “We Can’t Stop Us” by Subset

Ep. 9: “Come and See the Violence Inherent in the System” by Screeching Weasel, “Never Know the Difference” by Bad Lamps

Ep. 10: “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica

Ep. 11: “Roman’s Revenge” by Nicki Minaj, “Waterslide” by the Dickies

Ep. 12: “Stuck in a Movie” by The Aquabats, “Corona” by the Minutemen

Ep. 13: “My Old Man’s a Fatso” by the Queers, “Driving Retards to the Zoo” by the Dead Milkmen

Ep. 14: “Psycho Killer” by Antiseen, “That’s America” by Bruce McCulloch

Ep. 15: “Pressure” by Legbone, “Antennas” by Nofx

Ep. 16: “Playful Grin vs. Knowing Smile” by Stunt Rock

Ep. 17: “Whatever you Like” by Anna Marina

Ep. 18: “Freegan” by Bigwig, “Radar Love” by Ministry

Ep. 19: Some Remix of the Dr. Who theme, “Freebird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Ep. 20: “American Errorist” by Nofx, The End Credits from “Dr. Horrible”

Ep. 21: “TV Party” by Sloppy Seconds, “Transdermal Celebration” by Ween

Ep. 22: “Now We Are 21” by the Mr. T Experience, “City Noise” by Scarling.

Ep. 23: “Hybrid” by Mr. Unstable, “Fishfuck” by GWAR

Ep. 24: “Let’s Go Bucks” by Legbone, “G” by Reggie & the Full Effect